The Book – A Wife Manual

Some time ago I had lunch with 4 women. Me and 4 females! How cool isn’t that, I felt like a king! It’s just that women talk a lot – something out of this world. They also talk about men – which put me in an awkward situation. They not only talk about men, but also complaint about men. One husband apparently wasn’t paying enough attention, and all 4 women agreed that this guy along with most men did not read “The Book”, also called “The Wife Manual”! I could only stay for so long… frightened that the spotlight would be directed at me.

My curiosity however was triggered, and I went straight to Exclusive Books to look for “The Book”. Every man being honest to him self wants to keep his woman happy. This was obviously a book that could maybe provide insight or some good tips as how to go about. Crucial I’d say – like the Bible for a Christian. For weeks I was hunting high and low for “The Book”, until I finally found it! What a revelation it was indeed!! To give you an idea of what this book is really about, this is the introduction part:

“Invaluable wisdom collected since beginning of time! Centuries after centuries – great minds and wisdom! Collected from rock paintings from the Great Rift Valley, sources that are now lost due to wind, sand an water erosion, BUT saved through oral channels, collected, narrated and compressed into a one volume (only) timeless and crucial piece of work for MANkind”!

By Caveman Neanderthalis McManus

In short a book where bright men through times have gathered all the gems of knowledge about women. This book is older than the Old Testament, but still as important as ever! What is not covered in this book is either not worth knowing, or it provides you with a damn good excuse!! Either way – good for you (as a man)!