Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Book – A Wife Manual

Some time ago I had lunch with 4 women. Me and 4 females! How cool isn’t that, I felt like a king! It’s just that women talk a lot – something out of this world. They also talk about men – which put me in an awkward situation. They not only talk about men, but also complaint about men. One husband apparently wasn’t paying enough attention, and all 4 women agreed that this guy along with most men did not read “The Book”, also called “The Wife Manual”! I could only stay for so long… frightened that the spotlight would be directed at me.

My curiosity however was triggered, and I went straight to Exclusive Books to look for “The Book”. Every man being honest to him self wants to keep his woman happy. This was obviously a book that could maybe provide insight or some good tips as how to go about. Crucial I’d say – like the Bible for a Christian. For weeks I was hunting high and low for “The Book”, until I finally found it! What a revelation it was indeed!! To give you an idea of what this book is really about, this is the introduction part:

“Invaluable wisdom collected since beginning of time! Centuries after centuries – great minds and wisdom! Collected from rock paintings from the Great Rift Valley, sources that are now lost due to wind, sand an water erosion, BUT saved through oral channels, collected, narrated and compressed into a one volume (only) timeless and crucial piece of work for MANkind”!

By Caveman Neanderthalis McManus

In short a book where bright men through times have gathered all the gems of knowledge about women. This book is older than the Old Testament, but still as important as ever! What is not covered in this book is either not worth knowing, or it provides you with a damn good excuse!! Either way – good for you (as a man)!

5 comments:

beaverboosh said...

Whoa man, I am going to have to find a copy of this... it's like the unearthed unrcana!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Jonny, can't you please share with us the most important pearl of wisdom you learnt from it? Maybe something you truly DIDN'T know. Something that made you go: "Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Jonny said...

Ummm... is this a trick question "anonymous"? You could be my wife or mother in law...

Beaverboosh:
This book is very rare and only a few copies exist! Todays societies however shows that there is a need and a demand for this book! I have inside information about a new and updated version is planned. I'm seriously thinking of becoming an agent and start distributing this book! I'll keep you posted if it becomes a reality :-) If and when I will of course provide you with a free copy!

Anonymous said...

It's not a trick question! And it's your sister-in-law. Could you please fly a copy over to the Salsa King? He is in dire straits and needs this book desperately...

Jonny said...

The Book is of course copyrighted... and I cannot risk lawsuits. I will however get hold of another copy for you and Salsa King! I will make sure to send an extra copy with your cousin on his way back to New York!!